{100}{}{I feel so strange... but was that her gardener or her best friend's second cousin's brother-in-law? My head hurts.}
{101}{}{That was beautiful... but he didn't deserve her.}
{102}{}{<sniff, sniff>}
{103}{}{Why do I keep reading this crap?}

{200}{}{You feel all warm and fuzzy after finishing the book, but gain nothing useful out of it.}